Ua hoʻoholo ka moa e aʻo i ka Lūkini i kāna mau hoa papa. Maikaʻi nona. He aha ke ala maikaʻi e hoʻomanaʻo ai i nā huaʻōlelo? He ala kā kā mākou moa - hōʻike iā lākou ma ko lākou kino ponoʻī. Woo-ha-ha, ʻo ia ke kumu i ʻike pono ai ka poʻe haole i kā mākou ʻōlelo - ʻoluʻolu ka hoʻoikaika!
Ua palu kekahi makua kāne i ka ʻāʻī o kāna kaikamahine e hōʻike iā ia i kona aloha nui iā ia. A ʻo kona manawa ia e hōʻike ai i kēlā manaʻo i kona makuakāne. A hana ʻo ia i kāna mea maikaʻi loa - e ʻoluʻolu i kāna moa me kona waha a me ka ʻāpana paʻa. Ua ʻoluʻolu ʻo ia a ua hoʻomaikaʻi ʻo ia i kāna mau lehelehe pulu me kāna hua.
Inā moeʻuhane ka paramedic e pili ana i ka moekolohe, ʻo ia hoʻi, loaʻa iā ia nā pōlele piha. A i loko o kāna mau moeʻuhane hiki iā ia ke hele pololei i loko o kona puʻuwai. Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole ʻakaʻaka nā kahu hānai a hoʻokau iā ia i ka noho maoli - no ke aha e hoʻokuʻu ʻia ai!
ʻO nā wāwae a me ka hoki kāhāhā no ka wahine o ke ʻano haʻahaʻa. ʻO kahi uila wale nō - ua loaʻa iaʻu kahi boner kokoke koke! He kaikamahine ʻino ʻo ia, ua palu kona alelo i kaʻu dick, a i kona mau maka he mau daimonio liʻiliʻi wale nō e lele ana. Aloha au i kēia mau wahine ʻino, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻoluʻolu me ia!
Makemake au i stepmom e like me ia!