ʻO kahi wahine haʻuki me nā umauma kūlohelohe he hoihoi mau! ʻO ka wahine maʻalahi a ikaika e hauʻoli mau i ka leleʻana i ka moa a me ka hauʻoli me ka hauʻoli. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka ʻike ʻana i kona huki ʻana iā ia iho mai ka anal, ʻae wale kuʻu hoaaloha i ke komo ʻana akā ʻaʻole loaʻa iā ia kēlā ʻano leʻaleʻa!
Puke maikaʻi, ʻoiai ua liʻiliʻi kona mau umauma a he pimply liʻiliʻi kāna hoki. Akā ʻaʻole wau e ʻohi iā ia, nani maoli a ke hana nei kona mau lehelehe! Koe naʻe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hoʻopaʻa ʻia a ʻaʻole lawa. Ma ka hoʻoholo ʻana iā ia, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e noʻonoʻo i kekahi hapalua hola ma ka moa.
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