Nani ka hale! He nui na lede e makemake ana e omo i ka lolo mai ka mea nona ia hale ma o kona dick. Akā, ke kānalua nei au i ka mea nāna e hāʻawi i kahi lede i kahi cunny a lick paha i kāna anus! ʻOi aku paha ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana iā ia a puni e like me ka ʻupena makamae ponoʻī.
Mālama mau ka makua kāne aloha i kāna kaikamahine. E hele ʻo ia i ka ʻauʻau inā pono, a e hele ʻo ia i loko o ka lumi moe. A ʻo ke kaikamahine, ma nā moʻolelo āpau, pono maoli ka nānā ʻana o kona makua. ʻAe, ʻaʻole ʻo ia ke ʻano o kona noʻonoʻo ʻana, akā he aha kāna ʻike e pili ana i ka makua? ʻOi aku ka ʻike o Pāpā ma mua o ke aʻo ʻana iā ia i haʻawina. I kēia manawa, ʻo ke kumuhana ka moekolohe ma waena o ke kāne a me ka wahine. A me he mea lā ua aʻo maikaʻi kāna kaikamahine. Ua hoʻolohe ʻo ia i kāna hana ʻana iā ia. ʻOiaʻiʻo, pono ʻo ia e hoʻoikaika i nā mea, a ua hoʻohiki ʻo Papa e hana i kēlā. ʻAe, a nui kona aloha iā ia.
Kiʻi juicy, ka mea aʻu i makemake ai, akā, ʻino ka umauma o ka wahine, kau like me nā pepeiao Shar Pei. Hana i ka lua me ka leʻaleʻa, i ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ke kāne e kahili, ua huli maoli ke kaikamahine a wili e like me ka makani. ʻAʻole hiki ke nānā mālie ia ʻano hiʻohiʻona.
Manaʻo wau ua mamao loa ke kāne mai kahi paionia, hilinaʻi nui ka hoaaloha i ka anus! Manaʻo ia e like me ka nui o ka ʻike a me ka hana maʻamau. Ua hauʻoli paha ʻo ia i kona komo ʻana i kahi anus i hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia, ʻaʻole pono ʻo ia e kamaʻilio i kāna hoaaloha i ia mea!